DichotoMiss

Dear Person Who Tried to Use my Stolen Visa/ATM Card Number to Set Up Cable Service with Time Warner Cable in Minneapolis,



You are the perfect example of why most criminals get caught. You are too stupid for words.



Did it not occur to you that installing cable requires an ADDRESS on the account? You know, the cable guy needs to be able to show up somewhere to turn the shit on for you, genius. And you would want him to come to your real house so you could watch WWE on TNT, right?



I guess they will never be able to find out who used my card now, dang. Oh wait, here's an idea: How about the cops just come to your fucking house and ask you about it?



Retard. Your mother should have pinched your head off when you were born.



Another thing you probably didn't consider: the penalties for credit card fraud are much higher than those for rooking cable service from your neighbor.



Duh. Seriously. Just kill yourself. Please.