You might be from Iowa if...

You might be from Iowa if...


1. You know that an opossum is a round flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road
2. You consider hittin deer/pheasants with your truck a sport
3. You go muddin before church
4. John Deere green is around every corner
5. "Onced" and "twiced" are words in your vocabulary
6. you know that "Knee high by the fourth of July" is talking about corn
7. you know that "Jaw-P" means "did you go to the bathroom?"
8. The closest house to you is a mile down the road
9. you know that "Fixinta" is all one word
10. There is no such thing as lunch, there is only dinner and supper.
11. You consider beer appropriate at all meals, and you started drinking it in your sippy cup
12. You switch from heat to AC in one day
13. You know what a "dawg" is
14. You carry jumper cables in your car for your own car
15. Going to the mall is known as going to Wal-Mart
16. The first day of deer season is a holiday